Text 28 Jun catch phrase

(please note: Matt went to college for eight years)

(…eight years)

Matt (frowns): It’s the opposite of a smile! It’s what the Grinch would do.

Answer: Grin

Matt: It’s the things that make you snore!

Answer: Tonsils

Matt: What does Valerie munch on?
Dave: Cock!
Jenn: Carpet!
Matt: Correct.

Dave: It’s the thing that Matt has none of.
(in rapid succession:)
Valerie: Game!
Samm: Balls!
Jenn: Muscles!
Matt: Wow, wow, wow.


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