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For the first month of Felicity and Ricardo’s affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss, a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity’s mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world’s thirstiest gerbil.
— Isaiah: It was judged the worst possible opening line for a novel, but I find it to be pure gold.