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Dave: Alright, sir, I understand you don’t want to buy any toner. But, are you circumsized?
Nick: The girls got Chamblee’d in your car this week.
Melvin (fascinated, looking at his screen): Look, that is an erect micro-penis. What would you even do with that?
Melvin: Is there such thing as a macro-clitoris?
Dave: Yes, it is also called a micro-penis.
Melvin: I think I’m over-circumsized.
Melvin: I’m gonna kick you in the ankles and break your Achilles.
Valerie: There are 5 people in the United States with the name Melvin Mask. Three of them actually live in Georgia. The other two live in Texas.
Dave: And the sixth lives in St. Louis.
Docking: The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another’s penis.
