the new resume

  1. Search
  2. Say something, jerk!
  3. Submit
  4. Subscribe
  5. Archive
  6. Random
Newer
Older
  • now I can rent a car

    Dave: Kolja, what do you know about adverbs?
    Kolja: I think I’ve heard of those before.
    …
    Kolja: They make you sound more sophisticated, for sure. (Pause.) Surely.

    Melvin’s dwindling generosity

    Melvin: You’ve survived 25 years. You deserve congratulations. In fact, I’m gonna buy you a present for that… Actually, maybe just a beer… If someone gives me a free one… And I’ll split it with you.  

    Posted on October 9, 2011

  • mooganfreeman
  • thejollymonarch
  • staff
  • smoazeni
  • idahogoestogreece
  • scuppieinc
  • nakedinyourbrainfolds
  • rijaunulous
  • artie

Field Notes Theme. Designed by Manasto Jones. Powered by Tumblr.