the new resume

Dave: Kolja, what do you know about adverbs?
Kolja: I think I’ve heard of those before.
…
Kolja: They make you sound more sophisticated, for sure. (Pause.) Surely.

Melvin’s dwindling generosity

Melvin: You’ve survived 25 years. You deserve congratulations. In fact, I’m gonna buy you a present for that… Actually, maybe just a beer… If someone gives me a free one… And I’ll split it with you.