December 2010
11 posts
Alex: i need to go clean my car Alex: so are you coming over when i get to philly? me: it depends me: I’ll probably be at Gabby’s me: if she doesn’t need me then sure me: we can’t have sex me: for, like, days me: :/ Alex: hahaha Alex: ok i g2g Alex: see ya in a bit me: ok Alex: bye! me: bye Alex: wait why cant we have sex?
Val: I bet she’s a weirdo, just like everyone GLE interviews. Jenn: Val, I have a shovel in my car.
Valerie: I want to have a snowball fight! Nick: … to raise money for Operation Smile?
Valerie: Nick, that was actually funny! John: Yeah, good job, Nick. It’s been awhile.
this is my boyfriend.
Pollard: I should become a eunuch.
Pollard: In my dream we were watching a Star Trek - Babylon 5 crossover. And then you gave me a blowjob. Valerie: That one seems… somewhat likely. Pollard: No, it doesn’t. There would never be a Star Trek - Babylon 5 crossover.
Pollard: Want to play with legos with me?
Melissa: oh that’s another reason why people are afraid of losing you Melissa: THEY THINK YOU GON DIE
Jenn Campbell: literally my roommate n her gf were dykin it out this am when i woke up i wa slike wtf is going on here
Dave is the funniest person I know
“Richard, I will kick you right in the balls.”
“Are you Brett Favre-ing with Nick?”
“Everybody shave all your body hair and wear a leotard.”
“I took a nap earlier. Now I’m pumped and ready to party.” - me and Will
“Valerie, you’re like the dude-iest friend I have, and then you randomly...”
– Will
“When you came into my room last night to tell me that, I wanted to rip my shirt...”
– Will McDonald
distinctive
Valerie: Nick, what’s wrong? Nick (thoughtfully): I don’t really know. Dave: Say something mean to Richard, that’ll make you feel better. (Richard enters the room.) Dave: Nick was just saying that Duttle is a pussy. (Richard looks sad, remembering his lost childhood pet turtle, and leaves the room.) Nick: That did make me feel better.
(Dave holds a blue market dangerously close...